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Saturday, April 30, 2005


Average is just not good enough...
TODAY IS BOOK DAY! My book day, actually.
AND THANK YOU ULINDRA, AGAIN! You made my day from the start of this day! You're SO good! :D
I was out the whole afternoon till like 15 minutes ago? Yeah. It was so FUN today!
Okay, i'm like, pink, today? I wore pink socks, pink skirt, pink shirt, pink watch. I'm obsessed with pink. And get this, i'm not copying you, Abidin! :D Everyone's been being so pinky nowadays! Pink in Fashion! haha. :D
We went to Plaza Singapura! My mum was totally embarassed. I shall not elaborate. It's really SUPER embarassing. But if you want to ask me, feel free to! :P Sorry, mum! haha.
I love OREO Mcflurry. Hmm. uh-h.
After 4 whole months, i FINALLY got to taste the Famous Amos cookiees again! I still remember how i spell cookiees! cookies = cookiees! I miss the times when the MWANGs baked together. That was a moment to remember. Sigh. Let's not get too emotional now. Sniff sniff.
Somehow, my mum and i LOVE dashing across the road. Dashing is known as cheong, to Gloria.:D
haha. Then we went to KINOKUNIYA! I bought FOUR books in total! And surprisingly, it adds up to $50! Exactly! Not a cent less or more! Amazing. There was a 20% discount storewide! How can you miss it! At Liang Court, dudes! :D
Then we waited for the bus to Bugis. We saw a group of biggy ants crossing our path! And they were like some business men discussing about politics or something, but they were adorable! SO adorable! They didn't look harmless though, since they were the BIG types. Scary.:D And then me and my mum were so HIGH today! So high! I didn't know you could get HIGH with your mum too! I had so much fun today! Thanks, mum!
I have programs all lined up for me the next two days!
Tomorrow, church! And then after church it's celebration for mother's day! Although it's a bit too early, i know. :D
Monday! Badminton with Gloria, Zhixu, Cheryl, Camilla, Elaine! And after all that it's movie time! Ooh. I can't wait!
Sorry Cassandra, by the way! Mistake in the previous post. :D
I love my layout! ALL thanks to Ulindra! SHE RULE!
That's all for today!
Toodle - dooo! :D





Friday, April 29, 2005


I was kicked...
I love today. :D Today plus yesterday. :D Mood for the week = HAPPY!
yay! Ulindra's gonna make me a new layout! She's so helpful, right? And Wanda's gonna freak when she finds out about this. :D haha.
I was out the whole day!
School today! hmm... Chinese, boring. Science, well. I guess we had fun! I raced so many times with Belinda! And i won, i lost. She won, she lost. Equal. :D We're the SOZMAN. What is that?! I made it up, of course.:D I like that name. :D
Maths! Ms Lim didn't come today. No Ms Lim, no maths test paper.
Recess! Did chairs for chapel. I had two VERY helpful people to help! And then i found Isabella, and then we went to the chapel. I love calling Sister Felicia Aunty Felicia. She gets so angry whenever i do that! haha.:D I made plenty of people laugh today! Especially Gloria.:D
And then English! Connection problem AGAIN. Robyn and i are getting SO frustrated. It's so irritatig! We always have to run around the school just to find that one man. Mr Adam! And i love the way Gladys calls him.:D haha. Oh Mr Adaaammmm!!
Ooh! And halfway, I WENT TO THE DENTIST! So i got to skip like, 20 minutes of Ms Wang's lesson? Oh yeah. And fifteen minutes of IH. The dentist says i got two cute tooths(?!). And i have to put braces. That's so un-cool. :(
And then CHAPEL! I loved chapel today. It was SO exciting. SO exciting. And Yahui was going on about Astrology. It's bad stuff, so you people shouldn't believe it. Get it? :D
Thanks to Krystle, else i would have gotten punished. She was SO kind enough to OFFER to help me photocopy the comprehension passage! Unlike some people. SUPER unhelpful. I wouldn't mention who. It's clearly obvious.
AFTER SCHOOL!! :D x 3!
We went to ORCHARD! We as in Me, Gloria, Cassandra and Patricia! We had so much fun!
FUN FUN FUN. I hate it when we were in the bus. Damn those stupid people who stares. :@ Stares as in glares. :D
And then we proceeded to Popular! Cassandra and Pat went to search for some stationary shit and Gloria and i went to CD- RAMA! Gloria is a 100% dumb not to heed my advice. So she wasted like, $8.95? Buying some worthless CD. She should have listened to me, and bought the GWEN STEFANI'S ONE, YOU TOOT! :P
Then we walked to Macdonalds. And then this indian lady suddenly jumped in front of us and she shouted,
" HEY ST MARGS GIRLS! DO GOOD DEEDS EH!"
Us= -stunned for words-
She introduced herself as a volunteer for some charity foundation. Then she spoke to us in chinese. INTELLIGENT! She went in Sng-Chinese=
"Ni men bang bang mang ah! Zhe xie er tong xu yao ni men de bang zhu!"
We were all shocked la! So we extracted out 50cents each. Cassandra reluctantly. :P She was broke. Money fly away. :D
Reached Macdonalds! Bought our stuff. I was telling Gloria Tan about my friend Gloria Tan. Which was obviously her la! And then i said ALOT ALOT ALOT of funny stuff which made her laugh A LIL TOO LOUD. And i guess Cassandra and Pat couldn't stand us, so they left! And i told her ALOT of rubbish. I WILL MISS YOU, GLORIA TAN! You're the BESTEST bus companion EVER! Second, Cassandra! haha. :D We shall do this one more time!
Then after all of that, i went home, changed, went to meet my mum at Bugis Village. The place with the SUPER addictive cafe! And of course, i dined there once again.:D And i couldn't finish most of it! I tried the spaghetti. It tasted more like noodles mixed with TOO much garlic. Super disgusting. Yuck.
I was disappointed not being able to get that pink NIKE watch i've been aiming at these past few months. But if a new model comes out, byebye old aimed one. :D
Then we took the MRT and went to EXPO! For that TIMES book fair! Boy, am i disappointed. Very disappointed. Well, at least i will have something to look forward to tomorrow. I'm SO definitely gonna buy books tomorrow! I've been waiting for a LONG LONG time. Sigh.
Stupid Gloria Tan. Told you to but the Gwen Stefani's album. I shall poke you. Like how you pinch me. Grr...
Uh-h. So. That's all for the day, fellow ones!
Toodle-doooo! :D





Thursday, April 28, 2005


If Science is the only subject that we're gonna study, i'm gonna die...
I wonder why sometimes, the administration people assigned Ms Wang as our form teacher. I really DON'T understand. What's the great big deal about her? I mean excluding that BIG FAT body that she has, nothing else!
I'm ABSOLUTELY happy today! VERY happy! I had two GREAT BIGGIE laughs today!
So we got back our English papers today. Ooh. I'm satisfied. :D uh-h
I came to school late today. Damn the bus. Damn the people on the bus. Wait, no. I can't just damn them this way. They have to go to school/work too! Yep. So just damn the bus, man!
No Mass stretch, thanks to the rain! Then, Maths! Nothing interesting. Then, Science! We had Mr Chan! Actually, you know, he's not a bad teacher. And i think he's definitely MORE interesting than Ms Tan. Not that Ms Tan doesn't know how to teach or anything, but nobody listens to her! And Mr Chan is super strict about rules and all that law stuff. You wouldn't want to fool with him. :D
Recess! Nothing much to talk about, except that the fact i didn't jinx HER today. Which is a good thing. Since she didn't have a peace of mind being able to eat for the past two days. Poor kid.
Then IH! Boring. Then IT! Boring. Wait, NOT BORING! yes yes. We learnt half HTML, half not HTML. Then ENGLISH! I LOVE this period best. :D We laughed like crazy! We, in as Abidin, Me, and a little of Wanda. :D
Our minds were not in peace. Sigh. We were thinking about, my children's names. The REAL meaning behind all of the three names. I wouldn't say it out, you know. It's easy to guess, since all three has about the same meaning.:D haha. Then Michelle and Carissa Chin were using the vanguard sheets rolled up hitting us(Me and Abidin, and a little bit of Wanda). And we thought of the *****. haha. So fun.:D How i wish i never grow up.:D But stay with friends! Half days!
After English! We(Isabella, Gloria, Elaine, Alysia) stayed back for dance practice! Ooh. This was my second BIGGIE laughter for the day! haha. We were supposed to practice the dance with the exact song, but we ended up doing cha-cha type of dances. haha! That was SO cool! We gotta try that one more time, yeah?! haha. Then we played other songs, and me and Alysia started making up dance moves. She was really creative! She came up with alot of crazy dance steps. Ooh. And she could SLIDE. Like Jennifer Lopez and Richard Gere in Shall We Dance! But she was wearing socks. So no fair. I could have slid too! :P haha. We two did the actual dance steps really funny, while Gloria and Isabella sat on the table and did the dance steps there. Without the legs, of course! And we had Prisca to supervise us. I wouldn't call this supervising us. uh-h. :D
And Selina could do such a WELL DONED cart wheel! haha. She slides, then 1 2 3, then jumps, then the cartwheel comes in. Well done, girl! haha. :D
I had so much fun, i couldn't stop! Then i went home with Gloria. We had fun in the bus too! Not willing to describe here. :D
I had SO many arguments with my rich tai-tai, Divya. She's so entertaining! And richer than me by a DOLLAR. Big deal. :D
Gotta go now.
Toodles!





Monday, April 25, 2005


These words are my own, from my heart flown...
I love these words by Natasha Bedingfield. :D Don't you?
Nothing interesting happened AT ALL today. AT ALL. That's sad.
I'm going to name my future kids Dick(boy), Winnie(girl), Penny(girl). I had this SUPER expert idiot who came up with these names for my kids. How creative. But if you know the REAL meaning behind this, you'll freak. Whatever. :D
I hate to go to school now. Somehow. No CCA, nothing to do.
Just stayed back for common test, then crossed over the bridge to take bus 174, shocked to meet ELAINE! And she was shocked too, somehow.
After school! Went over to Bugis to get Krystle's birthday lunch's present on Wednesday(!) and Isabella's super late present. I got Krystle a piggy bank and Isabella's a teddy bear with an I on its shirt from HAPPY HOUSE! haha.
They are two VERY fussy people. So, i had to think really hard in order to get the RIGHT presents.
You MUST be happy with your gifts from ME. haha.
Then i went to that addictive cafe again! And this time, i was SUPER lucky to get a brownie, and the chips with salsa dip! Yes! And my mum ate her ice cream with bananas drowned in espresso. She can't stay awake though, somehow. :P
Nothing to blog. That's boring.
I wanna sleep.
Good night. :D





Sunday, April 24, 2005


Mary had a little lamb...
I LOVE the CF dance! But we just need to improve a bit on that, then we're all DONE! We must remember, that we're dancing for the Lord, not for the school. So GO criticize all you want if you don't like it. We don't CARE! :D
Okay. So i didn't blog for Friday and Saturday.
Friday. I hate assemblys. Why must we have assemblys? To bore us out. Yeah, right. I ALWAYS sleep during assembly. And Krystle is my sleeping partner. Abidin, don't think dirty. I mean sleeping partner in as during assembly, we both sleep. SEPARATELY! Ooh boy. :D
And i'm TOTALLY addicted to brownies with ice cream okay! REALLY ADDICTED! So any of you who knows how to make brownies, and can't find anybody to accept them, GIVE ME! Yum. And i go to the bugis cafe ALMOST EVERYDAY! Ooh. I am IN LOVE with brownies.
But what a disappointment. I went there yesterday and today, no brownies, no ice cream. I guess they are just too popular. They are MOSTLY available during weekdays, peak hours.
Saturday. Okay i went to my uncle's house yesterday. I LOVE my uncle's house! It's facing the sea! So every morning, once you wake up, lok out the window and you can see this HUGE spread of white surface spreading across the sea. Sigh. I could DREAM of it everyday. If only. Then during the night, mummy, grandma and me went out to the beach! We saw MANY couples cuddling. Ooh. So MUSHY. haha. :D I love the beach.
Then today! We went to the gym! I did another 1 1/2 hour of workout on the treadmills and huge big machines i don't know what they're called. And i love workouts. :D
Then we ate Han's! I love their fish & chips. We're thinking of celebrating Mother's Day there. Since there's a mix of Chinese + Western food. The elders will LOVE it. :D
And THEN we went to the bugis cafe to search for brownies AGAIN. NONE!
That's the post for today. Suspension of CCA starts tomorrow, so no badminton. Sigh, no badminton means no exercise.
Gotta go. Toodles.





Thursday, April 21, 2005


You killed her, that girl...
You're such a fuckass woman. Scram, go to hell if you want. Just don't bother my life. I hate you SO much. Do you know that? No you don't. Because i'll have to be a TWO-FACED person infront of you. Bloody ass. (Sorry for this. I have this hatred inside of me that i have to say out.:D)
How long have i not posted? 2 days. Big deal.
Okay, so recaps of umm.. Tuesday and Wednesday!
Tuesday. Umm.. Nothing special! I can't remember that's why. Oh except for the fact that we stayed back to do the science project shit. It's a total fucktard! I have a SUPER BAD feeling that we won't be getting high scores for this one. Because, our team, is SUPER unorganized. And after seeing the rest of the other team's presentations today, i have an even worse feeling. If people start turning their heads around and not listening to us on that day we present, i'm definitely gonna run out of the classroom, jump off the railing. Not that i dare, but, if there was someone to jump with. :D
Okay so. We had lots of fun in the library, yes we had. I have a quarter of Mrs Rosy Lo's weird english accent now. And i LOVE it. :D haha. It's perfectly normal, right?
Okay, then Wednesday. Ahh! See! I love PE days. uh-h. They're perfectly normal days. Unlike the other days. Which are not so normal days. Get it? Forget it. :P
PE! We did netball. I am QUITE good in ALL sports EXCEPT for sports concerning balls. Especially netball and basketball. I don't dislike any, but i just am NO good in the two sports. Okay, nothing to write about PE, since we did netball. :P
Oh, and then i just realised we had a half day during recess. It just came to my mind with a SNAP! :D haha. Whatever. Anyway, we had half day on that day.
And i watched GUESS WHO! Okay, this is a MUST WATCH show. Not a chance to miss! It's SUPER funny! And this story, is mainly telling you on how you should NOT act like a racist and go against the white or the black people. It's very unfair. :D And they have MANY jokes on Blackies. :P
Then today! CF! The seniors are ALL very amusing. They are fantastic and kind hearted people. SOME of them are. :D Then we practiced dance! I wanna sign up for singspiration. Boo. :( I hope there is a chance.:D
And then during class time today! I loved english best. 20 minutes of lesson only! Yes! And for the rest of the 1hr10mins, we did class matters. The changing of the seats la. SUPER troublesome. To tell you honestly, 1E5 is really the worst class in the WHOLE Sec 1 level. The other classes' girls look so well behaved. Unlike us. Always getting into troubles. Getting scolded by teachers from another class. It's very discouraging to be in a class like that. Always losing, never winning. And we're always getting either Bs or Cs even for cleanliness. Only ONCE did we get an A! And was Ms Wang SUPER happy about it. Sickening. I now regret choosing SMSS. Sigh. What a bad hair day it is today. :(
I hate projects. They give me stress. And having more stress makes me feel like dying. And if i can't take it anymore, i'll just die. Belinda, ring me up if you ever want to cut yourself again! Kidding. DO NOT ring me up. :P
Okay gotta go.
Ending my life now.
Toodles!





Monday, April 18, 2005


You touch me with your hand, with your heart...
Okay, i'm beginning to look at the BRIGHT side of Mondays now. What's so bright?
I watched the Pacifier with Isabella on Saturday after CF dance practice! Super funny man. I LOVE THE PETER GUY. HE LOOKS A BIT LIKE JEREMY SUMPTER. A bit only. :D But i prefered him when his hair was black instead of blonde. ooh.
uh-h. Today! Singspiration went well. Elaine played the piano with perfection. Well, not exactly perfection, but anyway! It was well-played. :D
Then Maths! Well, i do admit that Ms Lim looks a bit like Lion King. Right, Michelle? haha. She always steps into class with this dirty look, while Ms Ho gives people THE EYE. I don't like teachers who try to freak out students with their EYES. :D haha.
Okay, so Literature. What can you expect? Ms Yeo always bores us. Yawn. It's really difficult to find a GOOD teacher in SMSS. My definition of GOOD is, that the teacher must have an acceptable weight, or rather size, and the suitable height for her body size/weight. She must be able to communicate with the students easily, she must be responsible, she must be caring, she must not be selfish. That is what a good teacher should have. :D But Ms Wang somehow fits the opposite of it all! :P She just ain't the sort students will like. Sigh. Poor thing. Sometimes when my heart goes soft, i start thinking if we treat Ms Wang too badly. :D But the answer is always no.
Recess is super funny. I REALLY loved recess and science lessons today.We laughed like crazy. We were laughing about books during recess, and we were laughing at chestnuts during science. 100% of those who read this part will not understand what we were laughing at exactly, but you'll come to it one day. ONE DAY. :D
Science is NOT interesting. I told you we were just laughing about chestnuts, nothing about what ever Ms Tan said. Don't get the wrong ideas. :D uh-h.
Chinese, no comments. English. Ms Wang somehow likes to pick on Joanne. And i HATE people who blame others for NO reason delibrately.
Then Lunch! No comments. Then after lunch! Science common test. Okay. I have to say, this one's quite difficult. Good thing i revised the science textbook again yesterday, so, everything was fine la! I don't like any subjects AT ALL. They are ALL so confusing. And Ms Wang had to come up with this STUPID idea of us changing seats every ONE week. I want to whack, slap, punch her face. But i guess it won't make much of a difference, seeing that she is already SO thick skinned. So, you see. :D
Then we had NAPFA! I did SUPER well! I mean, to me, it's SUPER well. I will not care of those who boast about their STUPID results or how many sit ups they can do, or how far they jumped. I'll just treat it as some DOGS barking. Woof.
Okay. I got 4 As, 1 C. I dunno if whether that's a C or B. But that one is for the pull ups. I hate hate hate that section, alot. Okay, so it's definitely a GOLD for this year! Well done.
After NAPFA, crossed the bridge, went over to the other bus stop with Jasmine and Wanda. I WILL NOT cross the bridge if not necessary next time. :D Definitely. But if no choice, then, you know. :P
I'm SO stressed out from school work. Especially the science one.
Gottago now. Toodles.





Friday, April 15, 2005


If you said so earlier, i would have gotten ready...
THE DAY HAS ARRIVED! When my DEAREST Elvin Ng dies! OH gosh. I can't believe i cried so much! For him! Ooh. I'm siao. :P Why must the good always die faster than the baddies? No fair. :( I can't believe i cried! For him! ooh. uh-h. Really can't believe that i cried. :D
Okay, so i'll blog about today and forget about the unhappy stuff. Sniff sniff.
Let's see. Ooh. It's international friendship day today! No big deal. :D haha.
Okay. Chinese, no comments AT ALL. Oh, except for the fact that i wasn't really listening and that me and IDA were creating signatures for our NEW names. :D haha. uh-h.
Science, TOTALLY nothing to write about. :P
Maths, nothing. Recess, well, except for the fact that three DAMNIT girls ditched me to buy drinks ALL THE SAME. Couldn't they have used brains to just get someone buy all at once? I'm a smartass. haha. :D
English! Well, same amount of fun as yesterday. A little lesser, though. I just noticed that everyone's acting like they're SUPER serious... I'm a bit afraid of my own class, you know.
Okay so. IH. uh-h. REALLY NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT. Skip.
Then for assembly, yawn, they had this special guest speaker from the health promotion board, telling us on how to de-stress. I ALWAYS sleep during assemblys. And then even when Krystle poked me, i didn't feel it! I've NO feelings. uh-h. :D I was thinking about the topic of stress then! That means i paid a LITTLE attention, which is better than NOT paying attention at all! So,i'm considered to be quite attentive. :P haha.
Then we had lunch, then we were off to the MUSICAL! uh-h. What an experience! I hated it in the bus. What a mess. And i do believe i was being surrounded by little kids. :P Then we reached the UCC! And it was bloody close to NUS! Which means... I won't elaborate further. :D
The musical was well done! Well, i guess the only thing well done was the orchestra. I saw them rehearsed that Saturday, they played BADLY then. But now, BETTER! But the singing was WAY off tune. But overall, i'd give them 4 stars. 4 stars to 5 stars la! :D
And the audiences were TOTALLY going against the rules of when you're watching a musical! They cheered, jeered and clapped in the middle of the play! It's all because of the other schools' fault. Ooh yes. And there were many schools there too. I'm sure we'd get a scolding on Monday or something. Because they already told us to behave. I wonder how the second performance went.
And one of the dumbass actor said what the hell into his microphone. Damn him la! He spoiled the WHOLE ambience then okay! He ought to be prosecuted. :P haha. Too serious. OH! and he made two mistakes okay! And worse still, both of them were so SUPER obvious. haha. It was SUPER embarrasing. He died, then rose again! It sounds like a verse in the Bible. :D
They memorised their lines well, and they were VERY dramatic. I loved the part when Anne Shirley and Gilbert Blythe were bickering with each other. CARROTS, haha. I like the name Glibert Blythe! It sounds so nice. :D And the students acting as kids were SUPER cute! They were all so TINY and cute. Divya especially! I was kinda focusing on Divya, because she just looked SO cute in her pigtails. :D And DAMN Ms Wang. She was SO not showing respect to the performers la! She was sleeping like three quarters of the show! So if we start asking her questions about the musical on Monday, haha. She's gonna run out of the classroom and start screaming mad. haha. :P And the 1N6 girls were terrible! They BROUGHT A BINOCULOUS JUST to be able to see that Saxophone player, Daniel! Okay wait. Almost the WHOLE school is CRAZY about him. I mean, he has a PIERCED ear, okay! And i hate guys who DO that kind of stuff. :( But he IS kinda cute. haha.
I really loved this musical! I don't mind watching it again! Then after ALL this was finished and done with, WE went to Macdonalds to eat! Me, Caiyan, Jessica, Gladys and Abidin. We ALL didn't care about gaining fats. ESPECIALLY Jessica. I was telling her how much fats you'll consume, but she told me that people like US need MORE fats in order to GROW. Like, i still need to grow? uh-h.
And then the TWO girls who are in TAF arh! Don't listen one. Worse. They ate MCSPICY burger meal each! Can you IMAGINE how much FATS they've already taken in?! Goodness, kids! :D
Then i walked to the bus-stop with Gladys. The highway is freaking her out! She's afraid of darkness, from what i've observed. And then her DAMNED bus had to arrive before mine. So i waited for A TEENSY while. Then my bus came.
And then i reached home. And then i saw that super tragic incident on the show. Elvin Ng died. I'm devastated. :(
ABIDIN! YOU STEPPED ON A DEAD CROW'S WINGS! AND THEY MIGHT STILL BE FLAPPING! :D She gets totally OUT OF CONTROL whenever someone reminds her about it. haha. :D
Okay. Gotta sleep early for dance practice tomorrow.
Toodle-dee!





Thursday, April 14, 2005


I can't stand another day of waiting for you...
Oh no! The NKF show ends tomorrow! No more Nkf show, no more Elvin Ng. I hope he gets on to more shows in future. :D haha.
Today! Oh well, i didn't laugh, but i got BAD stomach cramps. So during mass stretch today. Ms Ho saw how i was clutching my tummy like siao, and moaning every 5 minutes. So she approached me. :D I told her i was fine. Was she gonna rub my tummy with her BIG, FORCEFUL HANDS? haha. WITH WHATEVER TYPE OF OIL OR BALM? ooh. I don't think so. :P Mass stretch is ultra BORING.
Okay, so. We did our maths revision test today! Well, i wouldn't be expecting to get well for this, since, i checked my answers with some people, and their answers were ALL the same, except for mine. Aiya, heck.
Science! Boring teacher = Boring subject
I wonder what it would be like to have teachers who are so hip-hop type, you know! Like they keep rapping every 5 minutes. haha. Imagine. :D
No comments for recess. Same boring type.
IH. Now this one, well, i dunno what to say! umm... AH! I learnt about air pressure. That's all i can remember.
Okay, now.
IT. Worse. English. YES! No Ms Wang. But if NO Ms Wang, that means no jokes for big bodies! So we need Ms Wang as our dummy for jokes, you know! :D But she's not here. HAHA. Too bad. She's SICK. Both meanings of sick, if you know what i mean. :P
Then Mdm Yow AND Ms Yeo had to come in. Like, they're great or something? Totally, NOT! uh-h.
Okay, so Mdm Yow said she had to go downstairs to get some stuff, and then we took advantage of the situation and laughed like crazy. I mean, me and Abidin seem to be able to communicate via telepathy! It's like, we can read each other's minds! haha. When she doesn't complete one sentence, i complete it for her! And vice versa! Same goes for my pardner. :D
And Michelle was totally FLIRTING with me, okay! I mean, what kind of a girl does that??! If she tells me she's transformed into a bisexual overnight, i can understand. But like this?! Goodness. Behave, kid! haha. :D
I enjoyed English lesson today! So much! haha. Okay, then.
After school! Stayed back for CF. I'm seriously considering quitting CF, or rather the committee. I REALLY regreted no grabbing the opportunity to join choir then. Damnit. I should have thought carefully! Too late now. :(
Okay, so anyway. We had MUCH fun today! First there was games, then games, and more games. We played TABOO! I'm a total sucker in TABOO. Although i managed to guess some of them, but uh-h. I LOVED THE FAREWELL PARTY! I'M TOTALLY GONNA MISS DE QI! Like she's the best senior in CF! uh-h. Who's COMPLETELY NOT biase, like the others. :P Just writing about what i'm thinking about. :D
So. I hope that the Sec 4s and 5s do well! Wherever they go! ooh. It was SO touching during the farewell party. I almost wanted to cry. Sniff. :( I miss them SO!
And then they had birthday celebrations for the April babies.
Ooh yes. And i had the most AMAZING bus trip EVER today. With Gloria. See here.
We took 186 to our usual bus stop.
Then we took the short 67. It was packed. So we saw this LONG bus 67 in front.
Then we dropped off immediately at the next bus stop, the bus left.
Waited for 10 minutes.
Bus 66 came. Went up the bus. No choice. Getting impatient.
Decided that i wanted to take bus 67 instead. So we dropped off bus 66 in front of SCGS.
Waited for 10 minutes.
Bus 67 came. Confusion stopped.
That's how the whole bus trip was all about! SUPER cool man. I LOVE changing buses so many times! So fun! uh-h.
That's the end of my TODAY. Good bye! :D





Wednesday, April 13, 2005


If that's what you think, it shall be it then...
I'm SUPER frustrated for the song on my blog now man! Grr...
I HATE today. Get it?
NO fun at all. I didn't get ANY stomach ache okay. And i expect my ecstasy to give everybody stomachaches, but no.
Lesson which kept me awake today = PSE.
Coach Cindy's lesson today was FULL of meaning. And sense. And this time i didn't feel like falling asleep or whatever. I STAYED AWAKE! I'm so good. :D
She taught US something VERY important like, the study cycle? And i'll definitely try that method out. At least i'll have some sort of plans to help me in revising? I dunno.
PE! Belinda has SUPER good stamina okay! I think she got the fastest timing in class SO FAR. haha. She did well! Good job. While alas, some failed. ALL the TAF girls in my class passed their 2.4km. But those NOT in TAF, well. They failed! So this proves that TAF girls actually CAN have better stamina than others. Better than me. :P Kidding.
Then we learnt some NAPFA thing while the rest were doing their run. I'm amazed by how far i can jump for the standing broad jump. Oh yes. And Cheryl is definitely NOT human. I'm beginning to suspect she might be some alien being transported down to earth and lost its way back Mars or something. Definitely something like that. And then she landed in St.Margs somehow. haha.
Okay. Then after school today, CF committee meeting. The CF seniors are DAMN funny. They somehow LOVE to bicker alot. haha.
CF tomorrow. I hope all will go well. :D
SMSS NETBALL! If you've failed, you'l succeed soon. Don't fret!
Congrats, SMSS band! For getting the GOLD award!
haha.
I'm so PROUD of SMSS. :D





Tuesday, April 12, 2005


Whatever...
I feel totally bored arse-d in school okay.
I would really LOVE to have a pass for skipping school at least for a day or two. But i'd be bored without any homework. :D
I really regret doing some stuff that i do. Why didn't i go for the Anne of Green Gables musical's audition? Or rather why didn't i take up choir as CCA? damn. I hate it when i'm wrong. Well, sometimes.
Oh well. I can't wait for the musical this Friday though. At least i'd get something fun enough to kill boredom. AND to kill teachers. Like Ms Wang. :P
I miss Alysia sitting in front of me. I'd have SO much fun if she was sitting there. She amuses me with the funniest jokes EVER. And now she's sitting like so far away. :( I'm not happy.
I don't feel HIGH! Why? The dealers are probably cheating on me. :(
Well, i like art now. Art is the only lesson which kept me awake. I love doing Lino Prints. I could do it for the whole day and not get bored. Well, almost. And MAYBE D&T too. I didn't get a chance to saw my wood. No fair. And the stupid apron string had to be stuck in there and i spent like a whole 15 minutes to try get it out? Well, with certain people's help, of course. And when i finally got it out, he told us to pack up because the lesson has, what the heck, ENDED.
If only i wasn't so addictive to Elvin Ng, i would be concentrating on someone who's a more like a body builder. And oh yes. Girls who are running 2.4km tomorrow, do well. :D
That's all for the day!
Toodles!





Monday, April 11, 2005


I'm chasin' cars up and down the avenue...
I LOVE LOVE Jerk It Out. :D
Today! Boring.
Today's really BORING! Surprisingly, i liked Literature lesson best today, SOMEHOW.
We did some stuff. Like, umm.. Hard to explain. AH YES! Carissa Chin lent me this comic book, SUPER touching. Can read till cry, like me. I cried! When i read the story. For two years. I read i cry. I'm so emotional. Sniff sniff. haha.
Then somehow, the teacher was telling us about the same story too! WOW! I was SUPER shocked okay! haha. Then i kept signalling to Curry about that story and she, was surprised too! haha.
I'm not interested even with Ms Wang today. My JJE's not working. Must remember to get better dealer tomorrow. Sunday's was Mexico. Today, China. I think i'll order from the England one tomorrow. Better quality. haha. :D
Anyway. After school. Me and Isabella went to Macdonalds! I'mlovinit!
We started giving each other names! Isabella's known as Ida, while i'm known as Jo!
Isabella Ida Ong.
Joscelyn Jo Tan.
Sounds weird, but i like it! I love both equally! haha. Amazing.
That's all for today.
I'm so sick.
Toodles!





Sunday, April 10, 2005


You call this doing project? I'll spank your arse...
I FINALLY GOT MY NEW HP YESTERDAY! yippee. I FINALLY got it. After a super long waiting time. Sony Ericsson K700i! YES! This is my baby. My babe. :D
I LOVE today! I had SUPER loads of fun with Carissa Abidin and Wanda! Ooh. I REALLY love to have company with them too! The two MOST enjoyable people in the world. Michelle, well. No comments. :D
We met up for project today!
Me, Wanda, Carissa Abidin. Then we went to Michelle's house.
Abidin's Mum recognizes us! And she keeps talking about us.
Me - Girl who helped her do the wrapping.
Alysia - Girl who laughed SUPER loud.
Jasmine - Talk loads of Ms Wang
Wanda - Contributed LOADS about Ms Wang
Abidin - Her daughter
12.30pm - In the MRT. Met Wanda. Abidin late by 15 mins. A super QUIET wait. No talking involved. Well, a little.
12.45pm - Abidin finally came. Settled.
13.00pm - Left MRT station.

We took bus 14! To Michelle's house. Stupid pig. That bus was totally a mistake to follow. The bus didn't get to the stop outside her house, damnit, then we had to drop off at the Singapore stadium then take a taxi. Courtesy to Wanda, for paying the fare. :P We've agreed to buy MILO (a week?) for you! :P
So! We had SO much fun while waiting for the bus AND when we were in the bus. While waiting, Abidin fascinated us both with two surprisingly sounds horror, not horror stories which she watched.
In the bus! We laughed, joked like crazy. Abidin, we BOTH are NOT, i repeat, NOT homosexuals, and i'll NEVER want to be your mummy, or whatever you want me to be. :P
"We're reaching soon already! I recognize this place! Very familiar leh!" Wanda says every 5 minutes.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Abidin laughs every 2 minutes. haha. They two are HYPER today. Thanks AGAIN, to my JJE. :D
We couldn't find the bus stop, BECAUSE THE BUS DIDN'T EVEN PASS IT, and damnit, dropped off to take a taxi. Thanks to the TWO super lazy pigs. I was reluctant! But am influenced. :P
I sat at the front, they two LITTLE children sat at the back. They were giggling and laughing in the CAB! What a disgrace to ME. Ooh. haha. So i found out what they were laughing about. The driver's driving license's picture. He looked like some guitarist extinct 200 years ago. Kidding. haha.
THEN we finally reached. Damnit. I finally got to see how Michelle's mother looked like. And her older sister's super... (No Comments)
So! Her Mum's a REAL good host. She treated us like, umm, how people should treat people! And she wasn't impatient or anything.
Oh! And i saw the world's most GROSS video clip ever. This lady, with a fork and knife in hand, was digging out her eyeball. Eew. The vein was stuck, so she used the knife to cut it off. Eew. Then there was blood ALL over her body. Eew. Wanda said that there shouldn't be so much blood. Abidin, bang fork and spoon, said, " YOU EXPERIENCE BEFORE IZZIT?"
And right after that we had lunch. Can you imagine how lunch actually tasted to us after we watched that video clip? Well, LUNCH WAS TASTY! Her sister's sure is a great cook for spaghetti.
Yum yum. Mushroom with sausages. Delicious. And there were chips! Lays and Doritos, i think. My all time favourite. :D
I eat grapes differently from different people. I bite half, pluck the seeds out, wanted to pass half grape without seeds to Abidin, got rejected. haha. :P
Then Abidin and Michelle wanted to watch the video again. Me and Wanda were freaked out. We stayed downstairs while they went upstairs to watch it. Crazy pigs.
Then we heard screams and laughter. What can be so funny when the video is so freaky? They two are disgusting. Yuck. Wanda is REALLY very afraid of the video clip. Not kidding.
So we went up after they've SAID they've finished. And i tell you, you definitely CANNOT trust those two babies. When Wanda saw the video clip, she shrieked like siao! Ohmygosh. You should've seen her face. Then she told us she was gonna cry. I wanted to see her cry, so i tried to pull her to sit down, then she ran out of the room. haha. :P
I don't think we did ANY work at all. This was totally NOT a meeting for a science project, whatever. We're meeting again, probably at Abidin's house, where everything would be much more so called 'organized'. haha.
Then me and Wanda sms-ed in the under the SAME room, SAME house. haha. Then Abidin, today super homo, said something unspeakable of.
We left her house at 6++.
Abidin's father fetched us to Anchorpoint for dinner! I'm TERRIBLY SORRY, UNCLE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU AUNTIE! It was an accident!
haha. Then we drove pass some cows. VERY COLORFUL COWS.
Then we reached ANCHORPOINT! From the East to the West. And Abidin's father is gonna start calling me boy boy. haha. I have a problem with genders. :P
We ate KFC! And we called Jasmine. She came! With her hair a little tied! So cute! haha.
I ate Zinger! They ate i don't know what.
Wanda keeps blabbering about cheese but she doesn't like to EAT cheese. Weird.
After dinner, we went home. Jasmine left for home, Abidin's father fetch her, Me and Wanda walked to the bus-stop. I LOVE TRICKING GULLIBLE PEOPLE LIKE WANDA! haha. She walked one big round to the bus-stop of mine which she CANNOT take ANY buses at, then i tell her her bus stop's actually at the other side. haha. Poor kid. I win!
There was an earth quake going off, from what my mother said. She was 'shaking'. haha.
Okay, that's all for today. I'm beat, and am going to sleep now.
Good night. Toodles!







Say cheese! ...
I just uploaded the NEWEST photos in imagestation. So.
See all my SUPER well taken pictures in Japan!
http://www.imagestation.com/album/index.html?id=2128863376
Give me some comments.
Toodles for now!





Friday, April 08, 2005


Follower of Chirst...
I CHANGED MY BLOG's LAYOUT! ALL THANKS TO ULINDRA! ONE BIG THANK YOU TO YOU!
Recaps of Wednesday and Thursday!
Wednesday!
We ran 2.4km! For NAPFA. Only half the class ran though. I wonder why the system is always going this way. I ran with Wanda and Jasmine! The two best running partner in this world! They slowed down just to run with me you know! I feel so touched. Sniff sniff. Just FYI, i don't run slow okay! We all gave way. :D
But in the end, Jasmine ended up ALOT faster than us because i DIDN'T know that was the last round, else i would have DEFINITELY sprinted. Wanda and i have the same timing! I think it was umm... 14 - 16 minutes? Around 15 la. Ooh, it was so cool! I'm so proud of myself. And i got my cross country collar pin on that day too! I was super freaked when i didn't hear my name being called that day, which is Monday la.
Joscelyn or Jasmine?
So, umm, yup. Everything went well on that day. We were so high on Wednesday and Thursday! I definitely trained ALOT of my stomach muscles thanks to all that laughing. haha. All thanks to my JJE, as known to Abidin, which means the Joscelyn-Japan-Ecstasy. Not real one arh! Don't anyhow alert the police. :D
So, Thursday!
Ms Wang was EVEN more enjoyable! Everytime i see the way she moves around, or the way she does things, i laugh out loud. Or rather, i roll on the floor laughing. haha. She's SUPER entertaining. :D I have SO much fun during english lesson nowadays. Thanks to Ms Wang. Or maybe i should start calling her... Monica? haha. Yeah maybe. If i dare to.
Ms Wang, word of caution - Don't teach us how to stretch.
CF! We played broken telephone! The words were all converted to something else ehen they reached the first person's ears. And Siyi taught me how to cheat. She told me some story about crocodiles, and they were waiting for you. You were tied onto a machine which needed a password to switch it off or something. And then suddenly this guy comes to ask you if you wanted the password, of course you'd see yes. Good explanation.
Then they started making the sashes for the Sec 4s and 5s. For the farewell party or something. I LIKE Felicia Auntie, or Sister Felicia, that's what she prefers to be called by ME. haha.
We practiced dance for the E- LIFE thing. And then there's the Sonicfest one! The one where CF's forming a band and playing in. Wanna go? Tell me!
Today!
haha. Ms Wang again. Some sort of comprehension test la. Not exactly test but, yeah some sort of that. Oh yes. And.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELINDA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISABELLA!
No la. Isabella's was yesterday. I didn't get her a present! And Sophie stole what i wanted to get for her. Grr... I'll get even with her ONE DAY.
Message to Gloria
- Please grab the bar when you are unsteady, not the window! And you're not spiderman, madam.
haha.
Okay, so. This is the END.
Good Day!





Friday, April 01, 2005


Leave me alone, you pig...
Ahh! Recaps of yesterday!
CROSS COUNTRY! A.K.A X-COUNTRY!
I came in 26th! Jasmine 27th! We both felt SUPER proud of ourselves for such a wonderful accomplishment made! We were both encouraging people who walked to continue jogging, but we didn't do so also la! Of course! 3.2km! That's so far. We passed two or three bus stops. I was jogging with Jasmine at around the same pace, so. But somehow i managed to overtake her at the end. She said she couldn't gain control of her legs, and they felt like jelly. Me too. I couldn't help it, but managed to sprint till the end. ROCK ON, ME AND JASMINE! SHE WILL ALWAYS BE MY RUNNING PARTNER! yahoo!
I'm feeling quite disappointed though. I thought i would get a trophy at least, but no. Just by ONE position away. I could have easily won. Never mind. All the most i work harder next year! Build up my stamina and stuff like that. Whatever. I did my best.
CONGRATS, BEATRICE! THANKS FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT! I'LL DO BETTER!
Okay! Then after the giving of the prizes, i met up with Alysia, who calls me JIE all the time, makes me feel old. I couldn't find Jasmine and the rest, so i looked out for the people with the TOLLEY shirt. I spotted Jasmine! With Jessica, Michelle Lim, Belinda, Yiyi and Caiyan(with a little bit of Euphoria). So we went back to primary school! I missed the teachers ALOT! Okay, we'll talk about that soon.
So we went to have lunch at Plaza Singapura! We all couldn't make up our minds, so we decided to split! Actually, it was me who suggested to split because umm.. for some reason.
Alysia and i went to Macdonalds, the rest went to Yoshinoya. I told Alysia, "We're never late, the people just arrive too early.." Which is, however, not true. I got that line from Princess Diaries 2.
Okay, then the rain HAD to come down. Good thing we got umbrellas. Well, i don't but the rest has. I SAW MDM BG KOH!! She still looks the same. But a little bit.. older? Her face are much more wrinkled. And the school's somehow changed. SOMEHOW. I LOVE primary ones! They are ALL so adorable. I missed the time when i first stepped into SMPS. Sigh. Makes me wanna cry.
We were lucky enough to go on that day as Mrs Tay was supposed to be on course, then she managed to come back to get something, so we got to see her! And then Mrs Tan! She's still the same, except for the SUPER obvious curls on her hair. Many things changed from the time we left, and 6C's been used as a tamil class! Aww..
Mrs Karen Wong was quite sad when she found out i was in Cooke now. In SMPS, students will want to be in Cooke, but not in SMSS. Somehow. Mr Lim's still the same! Same funny science teacher. And the the rest were telling him about how boring Ms Tan was. haha.
Okay. I guess the rest went to catch a movie, i had to go home, so i didn't join them. I didn't bring enough money too. So.
Today!
I had a sore throat for this whole day! That's sickening. I could talk in high pitches! So cool. Now my voice's turning sexy, from the afternoon actually. SEXY! When your voice's a bit hoarse, somehow, it's considered as having a SEXY voice. Ooh cool. I wouldn't mind my voice remaning like that!
April's fools! haha. I didn't trick anyone, i'm a good girl! :D
I got my Chinese test marks back. Oh well, i wouldn't call this bad, at least i passed, and many people couldn't pass too. The test was quite difficult. I didn't think i would pass, honestly.
Then we had our english test! We are always the last class to do something important like a test. SOMEHOW. From what Ms Wang said. She was mocking us, obviously. I HATE HER! I should try loving her sometimes, but it's hard, you know.
We only had 7 minutes for recess. That's a very short time for us! So we were all rushing, stuffing the food into our mouth. And we made it!
We didn't have Assembly today, so BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BELINDA! Though you smashed chocolate onto my left cheek, i'll overlook that. :D I'm kind!
I sliced my palm today! Twice already! The previous time was with my metal ruler on my finger, now a plastic fork on my palm. I can cut myself easily, so people, don't stand near me!
Carissa Abidin and me were discussing about something... concerning Ms Wang! I don't want to think about it. I feel so HIGH today!
I liked the cake, although i'm not much of a chocolate cake lover. But it was nice! Yum.
Then i met Eve and Juanita for.. a discussion? Yes. We were doing the duty roster. Rostering girls to do their duties for refreshments. Then we went for lunch at around 2+pm. We saw a girl with a yellow bag, walking un-stead-ily. And the long hair. We recognized Elaine! So we screamed for her. I couldn't scream. Eve screamed. She turned back, saw us, came towards us. She went to the chapel office, we went for lunch.
I'm so tired today. And i still had some cramps from yesterday's run.
I have quite a number of things to do tomorrow, Badminton at 9.45am, meet Juanita at 1.15pm. Do work.
I'm thinking of changing my blog's layout, what do you think?
Ending here.. Rest well!